Show of hands, who still plays?

 Like holy shit, this is so much fun, I can't believe I get to do this, plays?

 If you're anything like me, there was or is a point in your life when play went straight out the window. 

I'm here to be the play ambassador. We MUST have fun. Our souls die without it. It's a food group. 

 Enter: DJ Teknokat & Stardust Ranch Retreats 🛸✨

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Come hang out on Twitch with my alter ego, Teknokat. 

I've been a DJ for many moons and have been having so much fun playing over on Twitch. 

Let me DJ your decluttering and bring a little play and fun into your life! 

Our first retreat was near Lodi, on January 27, 2024  

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Fancy spiritual healing retreats:

The Good, The Bad, and The Snobby AF.

 I went to a fancy retreat and the health and wellness portion of it was GREAT! I felt fabulous physically by the time I left. BUT...

I didn't make any connections. No one wanted to be camp besties or keep in touch after the fact.

There was No tribe. 


EDM Festivals: The Highs, The Lows and The 3 Day Hangovers

Then I went back to Burning Man. Much needed, with tons of play and community. BUT...

The week-long recovery from travel and well, fill in the blanks. Yeah, not the vibe. 


Enter Stardust Ranch Retreats.

We are currently working on locations in Arizona, France, California, Costa Rica, Ireland, and more. 

All the wellness, soulfulness, and play. None of the BS. 

Think sunrise yoga, a beautiful hike, a nourishing lunch, healing sessions, a communal dinner, and dancing to world-class DJs until...10 p.m. Yeah, we need our sleep! 

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 If you're a healer, DJ, ops person, or land owner and this sounds like something you might want to be a part of 👇

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